Some positive outcomes of this quaratine for every rider.
Hey, how is your quaratine going? We discovered positive outcomes of this period, even if we hope not to get too used to this!
1. YOU ARE RICH LIKE NEVER BEFORE
Gasoline for the bike, oil, track pass, gasoline for the van, replacing a broken lever, new tear offs… Nothing of the expenses we’ve mentioned here happens during the quaratine. You’r fuckin rich bro, you’d better start to invest on Eurobonds.
2. NO BLISTERS ON YOUR HANDS
Last month you could have grated the cheese on your thought palms, but now your hands are soft and you can touch again your girl without skratching her.
3. MORE TIME TO SPEND WITH YOUR GF
No more complaining about your plans for the weekend, now you can only fight for the films on Netflix or for the best spot on the couch.
4. NO BAD MOOD DURING THE WEEK DUE TO THE BAD PERFORMANCE YOU GOT AT THE LAST RACE
Watch me, it’s monday and I’m happy as f*ck, nobody gave me 3 seconds last weekend, nobody passed me before the cheked flag… I’m good.
5. THE BIKE IS CLEAN, BOOTS ARE CLEAN, HELMET IS CLEAN, VAN SHINES
And yes, doing one washing machine per week is now reality.
6 YOU HAVE TIME TO SET UP YOUR GARAGE AND THROW AWAY ALL THE SHIT YOU STOCKPILED OVER THE YEARS
You can’t belived what I found in my garage. No really, you can’t.
7. YOU’RE ALPHA-MAN ROLE IS RESTORED IN THE HOUSE
You have finally decided to repair the sink that was leaking since 2014. This makes you feel good and powerful.
Do you agree? Would you add some other points? Write them in the comments!
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2020.04.14 @ 3:47pm
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Funny article! Do you have a list for female riders too?
We should do that!!
Karen, help us creating it!